Pet Peeve Tuesday: “I Lost My Phone!”
Dear “lost my phone–need ur #s lol!” facebook groups…
Here’s an idea…stop pissing while you send text messages, as that very often leads to you dropping your phone into the toilet! Stop getting wasted and leaving your phone on top of your car and then driving away. STOP LOSING YOUR FUCKIN PHONE AHHHHHH I HATE YOU.
For the record, I don’t hate everyone who loses their phone, because sometimes you actually do just lose your phone. But I feel like 95% of these groups are created because someone lost their phone in an asinine way, and that’s what makes these groups (which seemed to be all the rage in like 2007 and have recently made a resurgence…contracts expiring?) so peeving.
I’ve decided that my blog posts in general are going to become much more brief in nature.
